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Ufc Fighter Kimbo Slice Dies From Post Fight Complications

Published by cybertruth in Satire
May 9th, 2010

Brutality in a brutal sport.

    

    Kimbo Slice Dead at 36

     Former Street Fighter and Internet fighting phenom Kevin Ferguson, better known by his fighting alias Kimbo Slice reportedly died late Saturday evening from injuries suffered in his brutal UFC loss to NFL veteran Matt Mitrione.

     Apparently Kimbo Slice suffered a significant amount of brute truama to his head, resulting in contusions to the brain.  He was reportedly raced to a local hospital shortly after midnight eastern time, and pronounced dead upon arrival.  Kimbo Slice was 36 years old.

     Kimbo Slice made a name for himself in a series of brutal street fights which drew fame as they were circulated all over the internet.

     He had mixed success in the various organizations of the mixed martial arts world; the concensus being that with little professional training leading up to his crossover, he was often drastically overmatched by the technical skills of his opponents.  He was, however, widely regarded as one of the hardest hitters in the history of American combat sports.

     Kimbo Slice is survived by 6 children and girlfriend Antionette Ray.

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  1. Posted May 9, 2010 at 3:17 am

    good write mnof

  2. Posted May 9, 2010 at 7:34 am

    Nice write..

  3. Posted May 9, 2010 at 2:55 pm

    very nicely written :)

  4. Posted May 10, 2010 at 1:17 pm

    If he hadn’t died, Dana White was going to kill him…. I knew he wasn’t any good when i saw him get knocked out in the first round of one of those XC bouts. Kimbo slice got diced.

  5. Posted May 14, 2010 at 7:43 am

    He didn’t die – Still alive and breathing.

  6. Posted May 30, 2010 at 4:55 am

    It is my sad duty, to tell you all that the author of this article, Mnofdichotomy has passed away.
    Read more here:
    http://purpleslinky.com/humor/satire/dark-day-in-triond-mnofdichotomy-found-dead/

  7. Kira
    Posted October 9, 2010 at 7:49 pm

    What the Hell? Sorry for the language but this is disgusting. How the hell can you write something like this. especially when it is No Where near the truth? God you are sick. This was NOT Funny in anyway. think of what the family would feel if they read this.
    Imagine someone writing that you died and youjr family saw it and then are told haha it’s just a joke. Death is NOT something to joke about or make a satire of.

    by the way this is classified as false advertisment and I have sent this page to the UFC

  8. angola95
    Posted October 28, 2010 at 10:07 pm

    Is the man dead or not?. If so it is a tragedy and if not people need to stop lying or quote unquote joking either way it is not funny.

  9. Michael Blackmon
    Posted November 17, 2010 at 2:19 am

    Your sight sucks!

  10. Michael Blackmon
    Posted November 17, 2010 at 2:22 am

    “site” not “sight”.

  11. Posted December 12, 2010 at 11:35 pm

    How could any1 lie like this. Kimbo can’t and wont die anytime soon Fidel Castro beard!!!!! Ahhhhh!!! Kimbo is my idle I look up to the guy

  12. cole charlton
    Posted December 13, 2010 at 10:26 am

    http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474978788434

    Here is what Kimbo Slice had to say about the rumors of his death:

    “I’m straight y’all. Thnkx for the concern. Some1 else with the same name passed away earlier from my old neighborhood..”

    What he is saying is: “My government name is Kevin Ferguson and somebody from the place where I once frequented died. There are a lot of Kevin Fergusons in the Miami area.”

    Kimbo is planning his boxing debut, which will happen sometime in 2011. These rumors SUCK! Sorry for your loss, otherKevin Ferguson’s family.

  13. Jessem166
    Posted January 16, 2011 at 6:56 am

    Kimbo Slice is not dead! Somebody died with the same REAL NAME as him but it wasn’t kimbo. It was a mistake. Check it out. http://lombokmedianet.com/news/kimbo-slice-is-alive-%E2%80%93-the-mma-fighter-and-single-dad-latest-victim-of-twitter%C2%A0hoax/

    Somebody decided to start a hoax. Cause their a sick bastard.

  14. Twizter
    Posted March 21, 2011 at 2:44 pm

    Kira shut up it was only good fun you psychotic nut job

  15. tyrone08
    Posted July 22, 2011 at 1:58 am

    yo that my uncle he is not died he training boxing this week for a fight next time i will report who ever make this post dont let it happen it again have a nice day

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