YELLERS

I can’t talk with them. Because they are all yelling gabbers in my opinion. They always talk about doody matter such as wiping booger which I a normal man cannot stand.

For a better life and my personal health, I must stop them from yelling and gabbing. But I don’t know how to talk with them as they have bulk of sentences for me. So I did a little research into those yellers and gabbers and I fortunately found that them can have their common name extended to spell “WHOOP OUR MEN” which in short “WOMEN”.

According to this personal scientific investigation, we know two important things:

1.     most yellers are WOMEN

2.     most women are YELLERS

I emailed a social leading psychologist for this and I soon got the answer as : “ Maybe they’re insane. ”

Of course we can’t follow the psychologist but it is a fact that men must know: women really do better than men in something such as yelling.

This is something about human primordial biological basis genes written into our ancestors’ body when human beings and apes had no much difference, such as Lucy Girl. I am not making this biological basis up.

Long long ago, our ancestors had a good division of labor in a family. For example, caveman John’s family. Mr John, Mrs John and four babies.

For John, the only adult male in this family, in great original social pressure, one important work was hunting outside with his friends for a big mammal such as a yak. Approaching a yak, they whapped it and dragged it back home for super. And after that, another important event for a male to do was looking for a new female. This was necessary that time, and we never saw John got tired with that until he died. These two important things of male that time nurtured a biological basis of quiet in John’s body. Since we shoud know that both yaks and females were dangerous animals, they(John and other males that time) must be quiet to approach these two kind of prey, warmly but relentlessly, touching their fiddle-footed prey. Females did not. The only work of Mrs John was to live well with her babies in the cave. When I say “live well” I mean “learn to protect herself” which means yelling loudly when a hungry tiger or bear in front often with the words such as : “John, a big mammal for dinner!” In another occasion, females did this to refuse a gift from a male whom she did like. It still works fairly today.

With that biological basis, females are still terrible today in some occasion.

A female. A good yeller, will never gun a fire to civilize others teachable. And her ultimate weapon is in this world the most antipersonnel one and the most radiant one (not nuclear) saliva plus tears. Because no matter who you are, just if you are a man, you shoud be like a good servant when your wife or girlfriend cast her ultimate weapon to you for nothing or just for some doody matter such as wiping boogers or she will keep yelling to you until she get what she want.

I hope this biological insane basis will disappear.