Wine Flu – A Potentially Serious Condition If Not Treated Immediately

A young lady was at a dinner party last night, where she and other guests enjoyed copious amounts of alcohol. She awoke this morning not feeling so hot, suffering from what could be described as flu-like symptoms; headache, nausea, chills, sore eyes etc. From the results of some initial testing, she unfortunately tested positive for what experts are now calling Wine Flu!

The young lady disagnosed with Wine Flu.

To anyone that starts to exhibit the aforementioned tell-tale signs, experts are recommending a cup of tea and bed rest. However, should your condition worsen, you should immediately hire DVDs and
take some painkillers, the experts are recommending ibuprofen. [Ibuprofen currently seems to be the only drug available that has been proven to help combat this unusual type of flu].

Other sufferers are reporting a McDonald’s SuperSize Meal with a thickshake followed by a vast quantity of chocolate and crisps may also prove to be a valuable remedy.

A possible remedy.

Thankfully, Wine Flu does not need to be life threatening, and if treated early can be eradicated within a 24-48 hour period. If not, then further application of the original liquid in similar quantities to the original dose has been shown to do the trick.

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