I don’t really hate Isaac Newton. I hate his pals who helped him in Physics as well. There you go, I multitasked expressionly for the people I hate. Don’t take any offence to this, but I have a logical explanation. Before we go into that, I would like to say I hate my physics teacher the most!!

We have six entire chapters for a little test that’ll be worth 1% of our damn grade!! My mind hurts from memorizing all of that. Seriously, I don’t give a damn about the spring balance, or the ‘refraction of light.’ When somebody says ‘refraction of light’ it gives you the feeling that they want to wreck your home.

Force, a ‘push or pull.’ You want to know what I describe force as? The ‘thing’ that will put my physics teacher out of his misery with my own hands.

Light, an energy that can be seen but not felt. I describe light as.. something that freaking glows.

Measurement, seriously. I can’t describe this one. We have to learn an entire 20 pages top to bottom on how long something is???? That’s why my title says ‘Screw Isaac Newton.’

Magnetism, two things that want to fuck each other cause they’re metallic. Am I missing something?

Heat, something that is hot. There we go. A simple sentence. No need to fill up another 20 pages!!

Energy Crisis, we have to stop it!! I don’t give. Use my gas for the love of Christ.

So this is it, 100 pages to learn for 1% of our grade. Ain’t that great???

That’s all I have to say for now. More to come for today, including other funny poems/ book reviews/ images.

Thanks

P.S. I’m not really that dumb like I expressed in my article. As a matter of fact, I’m the smartest in my class. =)

I just hate Physics, only because tomorrow’s class we’ll prepare for hell.