Whether you believe in prophecy or fortune telling I am going to got out on a limb here and predict some things that I believe will occur in the next year 2010.  Let’s just see how much of a psychic I am, shall we….

• Ellen and Rosie will remain lesbians.
• The Bengals will once again not make the playoffs.
• More baseball players will announce they took steroids.
• The stock market will go up………and then back down.
• Everyone will make more money but have less to spend.
• We will all pay taxes and higher ones at that.
• Your car will end up at the mechanics at least once and they will find something else wrong.
• Michael Jackson will be reported to be alive and faking his death.
• Canada and Russia will still be cold.
• Global warming will be proven false and then true and vice versa throughout the year.
• Michael Vick will be photographed petting a dog.
• Celebrities will be caught assaulting the media almost every day.
• Brett Favre will come out of retirement again.
• The Eagles will make the playoffs but not win the Super Bowl
• The police will be videotaped assaulting someone most likely an African American.
• We will still be in Iraq and Afghanistan.
• Bigfoot will be sighted by numerous people with no photo evidence.
• Prisons will remain overcrowded. 
• I will step in dog poop more than once
• I will yell at inanimate objects regularly.

So there you have my 20 predictions for the year 2010.