Some Random Funny Thoughts I Have
Found this on my Myspace Blogs. Amazing what you find when you haven’t associated with it for a long time. I also just added some new ones.
You’ve got colored pencils. Pens are colored, too, so why aren’t they called colored pens?
Some people call it soda. Others call it pop, but soda-pop? Which one is it?
Tampons go in something, not on.
Taking a pee and taking a poop. You’re not taking anything. That makes no sense.
How does it go from being called a cucumber to a pickle?
Those condom commercials crack me up.
Trojan: “You’ll want to get it on.” But I love the one where it says, “Feels like nothing’s there.”
I don’t know about you, but I’d WANT to know something’s there.
I believe cigars were meant for men, and cigarettes were meant for women.
I don’t understand how the tag on a heater for example tells you what not to have around it because it can cause a fire or is flammable. But the tag is made out of paper, therefore, it is flammable, but it tells you not to tear it off.
If the news is talking about something that happened weeks ago, is it still called “new”s? Like newspaper has more than one paper. So it should be called newspapers instead.
It’s called a television set, but you only get one.
It’s supposed to be catsup, but the bottles say ketchup. Quit confusing people!
Nightmare is understandable since it’s at night, but where do they get the word dream? And what if you have a nightmare during the day since people take naps.
I’ll never say “I almost died from laughing” Because someone did die from it on 1, 000 Ways to Die.
Cars have four wheels, too. So why aren’t they called four-wheelers?
I wonder how a Christian feels when their kid dresses like the devil for Halloween?
What’s with the dot on the 5 on telephone’s?
Why do some email sites or social networks have a trash AND junk folder? What’s the difference?
It’s funny how they ban smoking from bars. I must’ve missed it on the news when that couple and their kids died in an accident from someone being under the influence of nicotine. [* NOTE: A lot of people didn't understand this joke and I was just being sarcastic. But I thought it was so stupid how they banned smoking in bars. Bars is where people go to get drunk and drinking causes a lot of deaths. So I thought it was stupid how people can still get as drunk as they want and operate a vehicle, but they ban smoking. Didn't make sense to me.]