Not all criminals are geniuses, the examples below definately prove that.

1. A man walked into a service station and went to buy something. He placed a 20 dollar bill on the counter and then pulled out a gun at the terrified cashier. He demanded the contents of the till and ran off with the money, leaving the 20 dollar bill on the counter. His earnings? A whole $15.

2. Two men attempted to take off the front of an ATM machine by attaching one end of a chain to the machine and the other end to the front of their car. They then backed the car away. Instead of the ATM machine’s contents being exposed, the bumper of their car fell off. Scared, the crims drove away, leaving their bumper and license plate behind.

3. A bag-snatcher stole a purse from an elderly lady and ran away. Seeing the police following him he attempted to seek refuge in a nearby house, telling them, ‘You’ve got to help me. The cops are looking for me!’

4. A criminal was on trial for armed robbery when a witness testified that the criminal was the robber. The criminal stands up and shouts, ‘I should have blown your ******* head off!’ and hastens to add, ‘if I’d been the one who was there.’ Needless to say, the jury didn’t spend long making their decision.

5. A man had just been released from jail for auto theft and drunken driving. He walks out of prison and waits in the carpark for his friend to pick him up. He then proceeds to plan a bank robbery with a man he meets. This man happened to be an undercover cop. He was back in jail after just 14 minutes.