Follow us on Twitter
Stupid Me
Comments I didn’t mean to make.
- While talking to some friends, I was telling them how pretty their kids were. Then I asked them if their kids were adopted stupid!.
- While talking to a pretty young lady, I noticed a very unattractive man standing around, she then pointed out that he was her husband. Without thinking, I said, you’re married to him! stupid!
- While at the park, myself and several other women were watching the kids play. I noticed a ugly little boy I had never seen before, I spoke out and said, that kid looks like a monkey. One of the ladies spoke up, he’s my son, .stupid!
- I drove up to Burger Kings drive through, I ordered a Big Mac. Stupid me.
- The teacher was giving out awards. When she got to the smartest kid award, before she called the winner, she said , this shows, no matter how you look, you can do anything.
- A old friend who had, had a stroke drove from another state to visit me. when she drove up, I went out to meet her. As she was getting out of the car, I asked, Do you still drive? stupid!
- On the way to the doctor for a check up. a women backed into a mail box and hurt her rear end. She got to the doctors and was waiting for him to come in to examine her. When the doctor came in, the women was so upset, she started crying, and telling the doctor that her rear end was broke.
1
Liked it
Liked it
1 Comment
Cute collection! My hubby and I were visiting a town where we used to live. I still had a gift certificate from a restaurant there, so we decided to see if they would still take it. We didn’t even notice that it was a different restaurant now – the one I had a gift certificate for had gone out of business.