Ten More Zany Sayings

Life is full of wit and advice but it can also be zany. I do my best to bring you sayings that could be some combination of both. It is a fine line between the two and for that, I bring you some more zany sayings. Back in January, I had brought you a list of ten zany sayings, which you can view if you dare here. Also I had parental sayings as well, a distant cousin to that article.

 Let us go forward for ten more strikes at the batting cage, with ten more zany sayings.

“Politicians and dirty diapers are similar. They have to be changed often and most of them stink.”

“The fine line between genius and insanity is whether or not you’re wearing a straightjacket.”

“Laws may change and may be different, but the only reality is that Murphy’s law will never be repealed. Anything can and will go wrong at the worst possible time.”

“Saying you’re sorry means not having to sleep on the couch.”

“It is not the size of the dog in the fight but rather how sharp the bite of the dog is.”

“In fact, scissors can beat rock, because I can stab you with the scissors and you’ll drop the rock.”

“Once is a mistake. Twice is morbid curiosity. Three times is abject stupidity.”

“Success in politics means always closing your eyes when you look yourself in the mirror every morning.”

“It’s only funny when it doesn’t happen to you. Then it’s hilarious.”

“Spoiling your grandchildren is your revenge for all of the grief that your children put you through when they were young.”

There you have it. Ten rather zany sayings. Some of them are going to make you think. Others, its most likely for the best that you don’t think about it. Hopefully you have something to think about, chuck about, or some combination of both. Remember, drive safely and have your pets spayed or neutered.

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