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Ten Reasons to be Fat

Published by Sir Poetry in Humor
April 8, 2009

Ten facts about fat people!

1.People think that you are jolly.

2. People like hugging fat people.

3.If you are OK with being fat you can eat what ever you want.

4.People always ask you on advice on restaurants.

5.You can excite yourself with your boobs.

6.You can not see how big your penis is so it doesn’t matter.

7.You get to get picked up by a crane in rare lucky occasions.

8.You get to sit in a comfy wheel chair all day if you are lucky.

9.You are a rare few who can eat a gallon of Ice Cream and still be hungry.

10.You can make ANYTHING funny.

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