Your school is going to have a fire drill. You know what you’re suppose to do. Here are ten things that you should not do when the fire alarm goes off.

1.  Do not hide in a closet with your girlfriend and start making mad passionate love.

2.  Do not decide to have a sit down strike because you are fed up with the cafeteria food.

3.  Do not go to the bathroom. You don’t want to be caught with your pants down.

4.  Do not go into the gym and start shooting baskets because no one is there to stop you.

5.  Do not go into the cafeteria and start raiding the refrigerator section.

6.  Do not holler at the top of your lungs, “The world is coming to an end.”

7.  Do not set up a booth for a fundraiser. Do not try to sell bagels to students that are leaving the school.

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8.  Do not take out your cellphone and start chatting with your parents about the need to borrow the car.

9.  Do not go into the men’s locker room and start to take a shower.

10.Do not go into the principal’s office and sit in his swivel chair to see what it’s like from the other side.