Ten Things Not to Say to The School Bully

The school bully is someone that you do not want to tangle with.  Here are ten things that you should never say to the school bully:

1.   I just dated your sister, and she was hot!

2.   I’m not afraid of you. I just took my first karate class.

3.   If you had as much brains as muscles, you’d actually be as smart as a chimpanzee.

4.   Don’t make me angry! You wouldn’t like it if I became angry. I turn green and nauseous and vomit all over.

5.   Would you like to donate to the blood drive?  I’ve understood that you’ve spilled a lot of blood recently.

6.   You look like Michael Jackson. You have a voice like Michael Jackson too. Do you like to say ooh?

7.   Do you ever brush your teeth?  You have camel’s breath.

8.   I dare you to cross this line. Okay, I dare you to cross this next line. Ah, you can put down your fists now.

9.   I may look short and puny, but looks are deceptive. On the other hand, you do stand three miles above me. Bye!

10. Where did you ever get your clothes? You look so tacky. Clothes make the man. You look like a Neanderthal.

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