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Ten Things That You Should Never Say to a Ghost

Published by Steven West in Humor
June 10th, 2008

Humorous take on the things that you should never say to a ghost.

Ghosts are scary. They move around freely in mansions. They just love to say “Boo” and watch you run away in fright. Here is a list of some things that you should never say to a ghost:

  1. Nice sheet. Did you get it from Martha Stewart?
  2. Hey give me five. What’s the matter? You can’t slap my hand?
  3. Have you seen my friend Boo Boo? I’m Yogi Bear. I’m smarter than the average bear. Oh, you plan to go bear haunting? Well good luck.
  4. I’m tired of your racket. Why don’t you just drop dead?
  5. So whom did you want to take your vengeance on? Me? I’m out of here
  6. Why do you look so white? Have you ever considered applying some makeup?
  7. Hey cheer up. Why aren’t you in such a good spirit?
  8. You really stink. Have you ever considered using deodorant? Why don’t you take a shower?
  9. Would you like a cold draft beer?
  10. Would you quit with the chain music? It’s getting to be a little annoying

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1 Comment
  1. Shames
    Posted June 10, 2008 at 3:41 pm

    Funny article, love it.

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