Ten Things to do with a 450-Pound Pumpkin

Halloween will soon be here. The sounds of children saying trick or treat are wonderful. It’s also time to go pick a pumpkin from the pumpkin patch. I recently read about a 450-pound pumpkin that was stolen. What would you do with a 450-pound pumpkin? Here is a list of ideas:

1. Make the world’s largest pumpkin pie
2. Save the pumpkin in case you run into Cinderella
3. Save it for the Jolly Green Giant to carve for his Halloween decoration
4. Give it to Clifford the Big Red Dog and call it the Big Orange Ball
5. Drill three holes in it and claim it to be the world’s biggest bowling ball
6. Put in on the Slim Down Pumpkin Diet
7. Send it to Sarah Palin and title it “The Pumpkin to Nowhere.”.
8. Spread the pumpkin seeds near and far and be called Johnny Pumpkinseed
9. Paint it white and claim that it’s an egg that you found. In addition, say that the egg is from a large extinct dinosaur.
10. Claim that this is a shot put to be used by the Incredible Hulk