10. Talking to a loved one/someone related with your job

This one should be obvious. When you are really, really smashed your common sense tells you that what your saying is right. Along with that, telling somebody that you’re really drunk does not turn them on.

9. Driving

No, seriously. Driving when drunk is not only against the law, but also could result in a injury/death. This is definatly not a good idea if you have been playing Burnout to much.

8. Playing a competitive game

All those years of you being at the top of the scoreboard at Counter Strike are at stake!

7. Breaking into your ninja stash

I know what you’re thinking. It would be awesome to bash your enemies brains in with badass nunchuck skills, but it’s a bad idea when you’re drunk. You and your wife will not be happy when you crush your testicle.

6. Phoning a friend

It’s not as early as you think it is, idiot.

5. Redesigning your house

Chairs formed to look like a penis is not as beautiful as you might think.

4. Thinking about your future

You’re not going to be the next Superman, thinking about it will only disapoint you when you’re sober.

3. Cross Dressing

She has a hidden camera in her clothes. You won’t get away with it.

2. Thinking about fun ways to end someones life

Heehee, it’s so funny now. Until somebody dies. Then it was only funny a few minutes ago. Now it’s what we call murder. +10 respect if you do it in an original way though.

1. Reading this

It will only give you idea’s. Go away.