Deatheaters are not the friendliest chaps. They don’t sit around the pool sipping on a cocktail. Here is a list of ten things that you should never say to Deatheaters:

1. Could you come to our school and do some magic tricks?
2. Are you a spy? Isn’t it a bit warm to be wearing a cloak?
3. Do you know who I am inviting to my birthday party?
4. Have you thought of wearing a pink cloak instead? It would bring out the softness in your eyes.
5. I said that we were having a Fire Sale. I didn’t mean for you to set my store on fire.
6. Have you ever seen the Wizard of Oz? You’d just love the movie.
7. I don’t know where Potter is. I do know where a Pan Handler lives.
8. Nice broomstick. Would you mind sweeping my home?
9. Would you like to go on a date? I really dig the Gothic look.
10. I heard that you’re a really good speller. Are you planning to make it to the National Spelling Bee event?9.