Your honeymoon of bliss is becoming a nightmare of loveless nights. You can feel that the romance is out of your marriage. Here are ten ways to tell that your love is on the rocks:

1. Every time you kiss your wife it feels as if you are kissing a stone
2. The most action that you have at night is fighting for the clicker to change the channel
3. Your husband only talks about the stock market and “his investments.”.
4. Your husband hugs you as if you were a bag of potatoes
5. Your wife complains that you snore too much. She requests that you sleep in another room.
6. You give your wife a card for her birthday that says, “Happy Birthday Friend.”.
7. Your wife makes you a turkey sandwich for dinner and says, “Take it or leave it.” She makes sure that you clean the dishes. She then starts screaming that she needs a bigger place to live.
8. Your husband says that eating chocolate cake is better than sex. He then remarks that almost anything is better than sex.
9. Your wife draws a yellow line down the middle of the bed. She tells you that if you cross the line she will have to pour a bucket of cold ice all over you.
10. You look at every young woman in the restaurant except for your own wife. You then babble to some friends that your marriage is perfect. Your wife then goes to the restroom swearing up and down the aisles like an old sailor.