Necromancer: Congratulations you lot! You are now the survival record-holders in my dark redoubt!

Jack: But isn’t it more of a cave system?

Necromancer: You don’t know when to smile and be quiet, do you?

Jack: Nope.

Necromancer: Well then-

Joseph the Theif: YOINK!

Joseph: Oopsy. Um, I’ve got a knife!

Necromancer: And I have a lethal arsenal of spells that can kill anyone.

Joseph: Crap.

Martin and Jack (thinking): Heheh. Doomed.

Joseph: Um, I was orphaned as a child and raised as a thief to survive and-

Necromancer: I care why?

Elsa: Oh, give him a break.

Elsa: What kind of person picks on orphans?

Necromancer: A necromancer.

Elsa: Good point.

Necromancer: He’s probably lying anyway.

Jack: I like your knife thief. Why don’t you have weapons Mr. Necromancer or white mage?

*Author’s note: I didn’t actually have names for them then, which is why they call each other by their titles.*

Necromancer: I do.

Elsa: Me too.

Jack: Why don’t you use them?

Necromancer and Elsa: Spells are better.

Necromancer to Joseph: Then again…

Joseph: Eeep!

Joseph hands back stolen scroll.

Necromancer: Why are you hanging around?

Martin: Well we haven’t found any great evil so we can’t do much. So can we stay here?

Joseph (thinking to self): Time to run.

Joseph (thinking to self):Ooh, gold. Time to steal.

Elsa to Necromancer: Pleeeeeeeeeeeease?

Martin: I don’t stoop that low.

Necromancer: Oh, fine.

Jack, Martin and Elsa: Thank y-

Joseph: AHHH! DRAGON!

Necromancer: What did he expect?

Joseph: OW! OW!

Necromancer: FLUFFY!

Fluffy: RAAAAR? (What?)

Necromancer: STOP EATING THE THEIF!

Fluffy: RAAR… (But…)

Fluffy spits out Joseph

Joseph: AHHHH!

Necromancer: Don’t steal from dragons.

Necromancer: By the way, this is Fluffy. Stay Far away.

Fluffy (thinking): What?