In the Thieves’ Guild…

Announcer: Make way for the King of thieves!

A group of thieves are assembled before the King.

William Joyce, King of Thieves: Alright, who’s the wiseguy who stole my crown?

Julius Blackthorn, Fence extraordinaire: Sorry sir, couldn’t help it.

The crowning moment of the strip takes place.

King William: Much better.

Joseph: Um, lord, this always seems to happen.

King William: Ah, Joseph! I haven’t seen you in a while!

Later…

King William: So, any luck with these adventurers?

Joseph: …

King William: Crown distracting you?

Joseph: Yes.

I can’t make up a bad pun for every action. King William takes his crown off.

Joseph: Only any luck with the swordsman.

King William:Oh, well. Learn from your mistakes. You’re still one of the best thieves.

All thieves in the building: HEY!

King William: What’d you manage to steal from him?

Joseph: 4 swords, 3 knives, a shield, and the knife I’m using.

Joseph: Sometimes I wonder how they carry so much.

King William: I just don’t think about it.

Even Later…

The sign reads: “Blackthorn’s stolen goods shop”

Blackthorn: Have you been stealing from swordsmen?

Joseph: Yeah, how’d you know?

Blackthorn: A-Only swordsmen usen that stuff, and B-only an idiot wouldn’t notice all that was gone.

Brigadier-General McDemon: DIE MORTAL!

Jack’s (only) sword breaks.

Jack: Uh, now where’d I put those other weapons… Uh, oh.

Jack gets a sword through the head, and Martin kills the demon with ice.

Necromancer: Should’ve named him Kenny.

Jack: Ow.

Brigadier-General McDemon: Me too.

Joseph: Eh, he’s a swordsman, he’ll be fine in the end.

Blackthorn: I’ll buy his stuff for 150 gold, 3 silver, and a copper.

Much later…

Jack: You know, I’ve been thinking.

Necromancer and Martin: There’s a surprise.

Jack: We should really have a quest.

???: MUAHAHAHA! I shall take over the world, destroy the elven woods and other such vaguely evil deeds like taking candy from babies!

Elsa: Convenient.

Jack: Hey! Where’d my lollipop go?!

???: MUAHAHAHA! People with the intellect of a baby too!

Jack: WAAAAAAA!

Necromancer: Ah, Rolf, an ametuer as always.

???: I-i-it’s not me! What are you talking about? Who is this guy anyway?!

Rolf: Fine. You’ve got me. What are you going to do about it?

Martin: I know what I’m doing.

Martin fires ill-drawn lightning at Rolf.

Rolf: Ha! A lightning shield surrounds me!

Martin: Blast! And what is this D&D? Nerd.

Rolf: Lackeys! Attack!

Goblins are in a tunnel below their feet.funny