The Funny Dialogues Part Two
Again, some more funny dialogues here to share with you, as your smile is quite important to me, sounds joking but true.
At the airport.
Immigration Officer : Whisky? Brandy? Cigarettes?
Traveller : You are too kind, coffee will do, Sir.
Stranger A : Excuse me Sir, may I know how to go to XXX Street?
Stranger B：Oh, you just walk straight, turn left, turn right, then right, then left, then straight, then left than right then left… then….
Stranger A : Oh, that’s tough to remember!
Stranger B : I would like to help you but I’m in a hurry, tell you what, I shall ask my brother to help you to the destination
Stranger A : That’s very kind of you, but, where’s your brother?
Stranger B : He’s there, you just walk straight, turn right, then left, left again, then straight ahead, then left, right, right again
Pedestrian A : Excuse me, Sir, why are you walking so fast?
Pedestrian B : I don’t want to have any dispute with people
Pedestrian A : With who?
Pedestrian B : The police
Friend A : Yesterday, on the street, I met a guy, you and him really look alike, I can’t believe it.
Friend B : Oh My God!
Friend A : What happen?
Friend B : Did you return him the $200 which you owe me?
The angry customer : Hello, this chicken, other than skin and bones, nothing else?
Rude Waiter : What else you expect, you want some feathers?
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