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The Funny Dialogues Part Two

Published by Starpisces in Humor
June 3rd, 2010

Again, some more funny dialogues here to share with you, as your smile is quite important to me, sounds joking but true.

At the airport.

Immigration Officer : Whisky?  Brandy? Cigarettes?

Traveller : You are too kind, coffee will do, Sir.

*****

Stranger A : Excuse me Sir, may I know how to go to XXX Street?

Stranger B:Oh, you just walk straight, turn left, turn right, then right, then left, then straight, then left than right then left… then….

Stranger A : Oh, that’s tough to remember!

Stranger B :  I would like to help you but I’m in a hurry, tell you what, I shall ask my brother to help you to the destination

Stranger A : That’s very kind of you, but, where’s your brother?

Stranger B : He’s there, you just walk straight, turn right, then left, left again, then straight ahead, then left, right, right again

*****

Pedestrian A : Excuse me, Sir, why are you walking so fast?

Pedestrian B : I don’t want to have any dispute with people

Pedestrian A : With who?

Pedestrian B : The police

*****

Friend A : Yesterday, on the street, I met a guy, you and him really look alike, I can’t believe it.

Friend B : Oh My God!

Friend A : What happen?

Friend B : Did you return him the $200 which you owe me?

*****

The angry customer : Hello, this chicken, other than skin and bones, nothing else?

Rude Waiter : What else you expect, you want some feathers?

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Have you read?

http://quazen.com/recreation/collecting/the-funny-dialogues/

http://authspot.com/poetry/poem-with-riddles-volume-two/

http://authspot.com/poetry/poem-with-riddles/

http://authspot.com/thoughts/the-dialogues/

http://authspot.com/poetry/the-book-says

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  1. Posted June 3, 2010 at 5:15 am

    Haha!.. Really good ones!!… I like the chicken one.. :D

  2. Posted June 3, 2010 at 9:25 am

    That was funny stuff.

  3. Posted June 3, 2010 at 10:45 am

    Harharhar. “You want some feathers?” With a chicken? Nah. I’d rather have sauce. ;)

  4. Posted June 3, 2010 at 1:49 pm

    These are really funny. I really like the one with the strangers.

  5. Posted June 3, 2010 at 4:40 pm

    :) Funny lines. Waiting for another part.

  6. Posted June 3, 2010 at 5:09 pm

    good post

  7. Posted June 3, 2010 at 5:29 pm

    Hilarious. Good share, Star.

  8. Posted June 3, 2010 at 10:09 pm

    ha…ha… you are a talented comedian indeed

  9. Posted June 4, 2010 at 2:04 am

    I think you can do stand-up comedies. Really too good. I loved the 4th one about returning $200.

  10. Posted June 4, 2010 at 9:58 pm

    Thanks for the laugh,

  11. Posted June 4, 2010 at 11:44 pm

    thanks to make me laugh

  12. Posted June 5, 2010 at 9:30 am

    uhmmm, they were quite lame, no offence mate :)

  13. Posted June 5, 2010 at 11:06 am

    like it…really made me laugh…

  14. Posted June 5, 2010 at 2:05 pm

    ladydryle, long time no hear from you, glad that you still remember me, thanks and hope to see your writing again.
    qwerty – thanks, I thought of adding you as friend, but could not locate you, too bad. No offence to me, as you put a smiley, so it’s friendly comment I guess. By the way, the more lame a joke is, the more I like. Also,If you have any high class jokes, kindly share with me, as I have never come across so far and very curious how they are like.
    To all, glad that you enjoyed them. Will come with part 3 if I have, and as usual, will translate them with my own usual style, that’s me, you know.
    :)

  15. Posted June 6, 2010 at 11:51 am

    Yeah. Did you return the money to guy who looks like querty ?lol I think qwerty thinks you really owe him money.Cheer up mate!:)

  16. Posted June 6, 2010 at 6:13 pm

    Now that was a funny post. Thanks for my laugh.

  17. Posted June 6, 2010 at 11:24 pm

    You post is very funny and make every one to laugh.

  18. Posted June 7, 2010 at 6:33 pm

    Excellent manner and very well-written sentence is doing, with useful information includes a good things you have in your article.

    Thanks and cheers.
    Sara

  19. Posted June 8, 2010 at 12:51 pm

    Lovely!

  20. Posted August 4, 2010 at 9:51 am

    very funny!

  21. Posted July 22, 2012 at 5:18 am

    Star, LOL. You made me laugh wholeheartedly. Thanks!

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