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The Truth About the Bible

Published by Dan Badger in Humor
October 24, 2007

What your faith doesn’t want you to know…

  1. The Bible is a book, consisting of pages, normally made of paper.
  2. The Bible, is two words. The first being the common word “The”, of three letters. The second, of a larger five, being “Bible”.
  3. It exists in hardback, though some also publish it in softback.
  4. The book is split into two sections.
  5. The first section is called the Old Testament.
  6. The second is not called this. Instead, it is referred to as the New Testament.
  7. The book is used by many of the Christian faith.
  8. The New Testament was written mainly by four men.
  9. Judaism also uses the first half of this book.
  10. This is a book that can be read. It consists of many symbols, which resemble sounds that the mouth makes, so as to provide text for you to read.

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7 Comments

  1. Michelle
    Posted October 25, 2007 at 1:00 am

    #8 is incorrect, the NT is not only written by four people. You forgot to mention Paul – who wrote the majority of the NT, Peter, Jude, and James.

  2. ...
    Posted October 25, 2007 at 12:16 pm

    This is just a way to get clicks by putting a title everyone will want to investigate on a piece of drivel. #1 Xzavian said it all.

  3. Dan
    Posted October 25, 2007 at 1:56 pm

    Eh, if I wanted clicks I’d put “Harry Potter” in the title. :/

    This is in humour, is it not?

  4. Georgia
    Posted October 20, 2008 at 2:23 am

    This is a real lame way of getting attention with your title and not delivering with the rest of the content.

  5. RJ Evans
    Posted October 23, 2008 at 6:42 pm

    Vote for Obama!

  6. RJ Evans
    Posted October 23, 2008 at 6:44 pm

    Vote for Obama! (twice).

  7. Dan
    Posted October 26, 2008 at 9:34 am

    @Georgia: I was trying to poke fun at the huge amount of “Truth About the Bible” pages I kept getting linked to on the Internet. Plus, it’s called a joke, hence why this is in humour.

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