Things never to say near or to your mum!!!

A sure fire way to keep you out of trouble… or if you wanna embarass your mum!

1. Is that hair above your lip mum?

2. Pregnant again mum! Your belly’s looking large.

3. Do you wanna smack, little/big brother/sister?

4. I’ll beat you up any day.

5. Bring it on then.

6. Anything to do with gay.

7. Your school days take you back to the dinosaur days, don’t they mum.

8. It wasn’t me.

9. It was him/her.

10. Blah blah blah.

11. Time to go to the gym isn’t it mum?

12. One, two, three, four grey hairs.

13. Don’t copy her, trust me.

14. I want my seatbelt on tight mum, this is your first time driving.

15. Who’s that woman that sees daddy every day while you’re at work?

16. My girlfriend/boyfriend smokes sixteen packs a day.

17. Mother, my slave.

18. Never swear.

19. **** you mum, I’ll write about you if I want.

20. Oh god she’s back from work again.

21. Shuuuut uuuuuup!!!!!!!!!!

22. Your bum looks big in that dress.

23. Did they have cars when you was young.

24. I’m adopted, I can tell by just looking at you.

25. Mum, you’re crap, you’re fired.