Most clowns are friend, funny, and entertaining. They amuse both adults and children alike. However, some clowns that are featured in movies and television have an evil personality. Here are thirteen things that you should not ask an evil clown:

1. Why is that seltzer water in your bottle bubbling? Is that really seltzer water?
2. Why is your makeup so splotchy? Why do you have fangs for teeth?
3. Why does your laugh sound like the laughter from hell?
4. What are you planning to do with that butcher’s knife?
5. Why do you carry balloons that have skulls and crossbones on them?
6. Why are you juggling sticks of dynamite?
7. Why is that pie in your hand so bumpy? What’s inside that pie?
8. Why does your hair look so bloody red?
9. Why do the other clowns standing next to you walk like Zombies?
10. Why are you practicing karate moves? Are you planning to fight anyone in particular? Why are you staring at me with your glowing red eyes? Do you have a problem with stigmatism?
11. What happened to everyone in the audience? Why am I the only one still here?
12. Did you go to Clown College or did you dropout? You sure aren’t very funny?
13. Why are you chanting a spell? Do you intend to do a magic trick? Why did that circus horse disappear? Oh I see, you changed the circus horse into a werewolf