Here is a list of top ten movie titles that we would like to see at the movie theater:

1. The War Monger Cometh. Senator John McCain becomes President. His first order of business is to attack Iran.
2. The Bill and Hillary Gong Show. Step right up and see how a campaign can become so messed up. Hillary does her famous crying impression.
3. The Messenger of Change. Senator Obama comes forth and delivers another powerful speech. This movie has more style than substance.
4. You Have an Email from the Lord. Governor Mike Huckabee reveals all in a very spiritual movie about religion and politics.
5. Invasion From Outer Space. Congressman Dennis Kucinich leads a rag tag group of politicians against space invaders whose intentions are to take over our world.
6. The Fatal Haircut. Senator John Edwards gets a haircut that costs him more than four hundred dollars. The barber giving Senator Edwards the haircut is really a neurotic serial stalker.
7. Goodbye New York. Mayor Rudy Giuliani bids a tearful goodbye to the Big Apple and a hearty hello to the Sunshine State.
8. Law and Disorder. Senator Fred Thompson resumes his Hollywood career in this comedy about justice and the law.
9. Return of the Cheney. Darth Cheney seeks revenge against all the enemies of the Republic. Beware of his lethal lightsaber.
10. To Sir With Whatever. President George Bush teaches an English course before twenty at risk students. Will President Bush make it through the day?