Top Ten Things to Do When You Know You are Going to Die

Having your morning coffee you’ve just been visited by the Grim Reaper and he bestowed this wonderful news to you that within the few days you will meet your doom as a piano will fall over your head from a not so tall building! Please don’t waste time in changing your fate as that wont do ever (see supernatural)

All is not lost, in fact thanks the Reaper for his blessings because now you can do the following Top ten things before you die

#10 Just Say shut up!

All the time in your life you wanted to say ‘shut up’ to so many people but wouldn’t dare fearing the consequences but now is the time , go stopover at your Grand Ma 80th birthday and sing along aloud ‘Happy birthday SHUT UP!!!”   , Go arrange a meeting with your boss and say ‘Today’s’ Agenda is shut up!!!”  Tell your wife “I love you and shut up!!” call 911 and say ‘It’s a … shut up!!!”

#9 Robbing A BANK (Optional)

Give it a shot, if nothing else you already know how you would go so you won’t be shot. Flip side is, you wont be hanging lose to attempt the other 8 things.

#8 Look at Me! I do the Cool Moves!

No more a shy person, you know it does not matter what people think now! Gather your family and friends and give them a grand show. Sing those bathrooms songs, do that robot disco, give that speech on morons, do the karate chops on walls, draw sketches of your friends. Let them taunt you, make proper use of #10 as you go along.

#7 Kill the Bush

This one is very clear, you wanted this even before you were born, and all those mental visions!! Sing the anthem and do it!