Here’s a list of what not to do while driving 

1.Pick your nose and sling it out the window so that it would land on the cars behind you window

2.Throw up the “finger” at a cop for his hastiness in trying to get to mcdonald’s (i mean jeez..the restauarant will be there)

3.Eat HOT gumbo with chopsticks

4.Stalk your ex while your supposed to be at work

5.Put on deoderant and wax your eyebrows/facial hair (yuck)

6.Go through a red light

7.Stop at a green light

8.Never yield at a YIELD sign

9.Wave at the zoo animals along the side of the road

10.Eat glue

11.Go on youtube on your iphone

12.Play diner dash on your iphone

13.Watch harry potter on you indoor car dvd-player

14.Put on eye-liner or collogne

15.kiss your wife/husband (no matter how tempting)

16.yell at an elderly person for going extremely slow

17.Tailgate

18.Mimic an insane stunt from Fast and Furious

19.Attempt to do a wheelie

20.braid your nephews hair