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Lost? Eight Hilarious Road Signs You Wish You Never Saw

Published by Rachel Faye in Travel
June 4th, 2008

Driving in a new neighborhood? Need directions? You’d better hope you don’t see these road signs.

I have been driving for more than 10 years and sometimes what I encounter on the road will really stump the driver whether you are a seasoned driver or a newbie. As it is, you have to concentrate on the road and worse if you are in a strange neighbourhood. If you were driving on the road and looking for directions, what will you do when you encounter these signs? It’s worse than getting no help!

Turn right like the sign says or turn left like the arrow suggests? Quick make up your mind!

See this sign, make an immediate u-turn, even if it is illegal.

Need not say more here.

The last time I checked, when it rains, there usually is water around! Duh.

Got to have a good company with you when you drive on this road. It’s going to be a l-o-n-g journey.

Okay, so which is correct? I don’t want to be the driver lost in this neighbourhood.

I hope this is not a tourist attraction site!

Cars can travel on water already? Wow, I want one of those.

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  1. Jotter scalems
    Posted June 4, 2008 at 9:06 am

    funny:)

  2. mike
    Posted June 4, 2008 at 11:09 am

    lol this is so funny;way to go Rachel

  3. Rachel
    Posted June 4, 2008 at 12:59 pm

    Hi Jotter, Mike

    Thanks :) It was good fun doing this article… not so for the unfortunate drivers who needed directions though!… LOL

  4. carmen
    Posted June 4, 2008 at 2:06 pm

    Oh my goodness :) ) Thank the Lord I’m not a driver.

  5. Marie
    Posted June 4, 2008 at 4:17 pm

    This is to funny and just like you to find the most humorous road signs out there……..I love it……
    I can not wait to see what you find next to publish.
    Way to go……..

  6. Christy Tuller
    Posted June 4, 2008 at 7:31 pm

    Thanks Rachel! I needed a good laugh today :-)

  7. nobert soloria bermosa
    Posted June 4, 2008 at 9:48 pm

    this is funny,thanks

  8. quiet voice
    Posted June 5, 2008 at 12:05 am

    …Hi Rachel, you are too much, how
    did you find so many crazy signs.
    Very funny article. Great job as
    usual. Take care,

  9. Rachel
    Posted June 5, 2008 at 12:07 am

    Hi Carmen, Marie, Christy and Norbert

    Glad to bring a smile to your faces :) Thank you for your support and encouragement :)

    I hate to get lost… and it’s worse than getting no directions when you see these signs on the road… LOL…

    Have a great day to all of you!! :) Keep your eye out…

  10. Rachel
    Posted June 5, 2008 at 12:11 am

    PS… have you even been the driver, and when you ask for directions, your back seat driver says ‘turn left’ but her right hand would come up in front of your face and point to the RIGHT???… LOL…

  11. Rana Sinha
    Posted June 5, 2008 at 7:50 am

    Nice one Rachel. Had a good laugh.

  12. Rachel
    Posted June 5, 2008 at 10:28 am

    Hi Rana, Thanks for your support. Glad you enjoyed it :)

  13. Francie
    Posted June 5, 2008 at 11:39 pm

    Imagine seeing these signs! You sure found some amazing and funny ones, fun to see! Good one Rachel!

  14. Rachel
    Posted June 6, 2008 at 1:36 am

    Hi Francie, glad you enjoyed this article :)

  15. Hein Marais
    Posted June 6, 2008 at 5:59 pm

    Very funny.

  16. Nelson Doyle
    Posted June 7, 2008 at 2:29 am

    That was pretty funny! I need that, thanks.

    God Bless,

    Nelson Doyle

  17. Marites
    Posted June 7, 2008 at 2:32 am

    I had fun with this article. Poor drivers!

  18. LovLee
    Posted June 7, 2008 at 11:03 am

    ROTFL…. Ha Ha Ha This is another example that you can’t believe everything you read… sometimes it just takes good old common sense!

  19. Tushino
    Posted June 7, 2008 at 11:33 am

    Those are one of must funniest articles that i’ve ever read =D
    Keep this great work =)

  20. Kevs
    Posted June 7, 2008 at 12:58 pm

    This is HILARIOUS!!!
    Thanks for the good laugh.

  21. jeff g
    Posted June 8, 2008 at 1:25 am

    Good ones :-)
    enjoyed ‘em all
    but whoa Nelly….confusing
    thanks for this

  22. Steven West
    Posted June 8, 2008 at 1:47 am

    Very funny. I’d love to see the car driving in the water.

  23. Funny
    Posted June 8, 2008 at 3:55 am

    Liked it!

  24. anna donovan
    Posted June 8, 2008 at 9:14 am

    Very funny – and – one of my many pet-peeves mis-directed directions.

  25. Andrew
    Posted June 8, 2008 at 11:07 am

    That is funny i liked the one with the car on the water

  26. Janet Ford
    Posted June 8, 2008 at 6:27 pm

    Thanks so much for sharing these. I needed a good laugh.

  27. Funnyman
    Posted June 10, 2008 at 11:32 am

    Very creative—I loved it. My favorite was the no trespassing sign.That was hilarious…

  28. Rachel
    Posted June 10, 2008 at 11:28 pm

    To Hein Marais,Nelson Doyle,Marites,LovLee,Tushino,Kevs,jeff g,Steven West,Funny,anna donovan,Andrew,Janet Ford,Funnyman

    Thank you for taking the time to drop off your comments :) Glad to bring a smile to your faces :)

  29. armywriter
    Posted June 13, 2008 at 10:24 pm

    That was hillarious.

  30. Rachel
    Posted June 17, 2008 at 12:17 am

    Hi armywriter

    I am glad you enjoyed it :)

    Thank you.

  31. a driver like you.
    Posted June 28, 2008 at 5:51 am

    these signs. are from what the old timers call educated Idiots.
    thanks for showing us. may the Lord GOD help us All in our travels.

  32. Rachel Faye
    Posted June 30, 2008 at 12:33 am

    Amen to that #31. lol

  33. Catherine South
    Posted July 7, 2008 at 7:29 pm

    Always have a blonde navigator in the car.
    Blondes probably made these signs in order to be understandable by other blondes…

  34. Rachel Faye
    Posted July 8, 2008 at 6:33 am

    Hi Catherine
    LOL… this will trigger all sorts of blonde jokes!!! Sorry to all blondes out here, you have all been such good sports.

  35. Kaiouri Otama
    Posted July 26, 2008 at 12:53 am

    Wow. Hard to believe that these signs actually exist. It’s like someone put them up there just to be funny, and it most certainly is…when you’re not the one on the road of course.

  36. Rachel Faye
    Posted July 27, 2008 at 11:42 pm

    Hi Kaiuouri

    I know, imagine if you are desperately looking for directions and you encounter these!!! LOL…

  37. Brian Daniel Stankich
    Posted October 18, 2008 at 9:00 pm

    Rachel,good one!

  38. Mary J McCoy Dressel
    Posted December 3, 2008 at 8:40 pm

    Hi, Rachel,

    Very creative idea to post these! You’re right, I hope never to see these if I’m lost. Thanks for sharing.

    Mary

  39. Chenelle Bree
    Posted December 21, 2008 at 2:18 pm

    So funny! I’ve seen some pretty crazy ones out there as well.

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