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The Guide to Touring Your World

Published by mzmax100 in Travel
September 3, 2009

Uncomfortable in a new place, feeling culture shocked? These tips may help. Warning: Some content may be found stereotypical and/or represented differently.

1. Traveling to Holland?

- The dutch love their cheese, so as a nice welcome gift – a generous slice of cheese would be gladly accepted and appreciated. My friend is Dutch, eats cheese everyday. Cheese crackers, bread with cheese, you name it!

2. Blending in a Japanese Photo.

- Just smile and do the “peace sign” – careful not to turn it the other way around to the camera…

3. Germany

- Want to make a joke? Just say the obvious!

4. Heard of buying friends?

- Easily done in America. Just buy them a hamburger!

5. Water is a delicacy in Africa.

- Last thing you want is to spill water in here. It’s more than just a crime.

6. Australia.

- just add “mate” after every sentence. Easy as that. You’ll blend in no problem.

7. Welcome to New Zealand.

- relax, kiwis take things slow.

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6 Comments

  1. Posted September 3, 2009 at 2:46 am

    Great article! Keep it up.

  2. Posted September 3, 2009 at 6:21 am

    great article, i love travel subjects.

  3. Posted September 3, 2009 at 2:00 pm

    Haha, a nice article with a tinge of humour. Superb work from you always! I really look forward to your articles!

  4. Posted September 3, 2009 at 5:29 pm

    Cute.

  5. Posted September 4, 2009 at 7:30 am

    Nice one!

  6. Posted September 5, 2009 at 12:19 am

    Great tips with a bit of humor. Nice!

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