Twelve Ways to tell that Your Girlfriend is an Alien

Isn’t it great to have a girlfriend? What if your girlfriend was from another planet?

How would you feel then? Here are twelve ways to tell that your girlfriend is an alien:

1. Your girlfriend gets very aroused when she kisses you on your kneecap
2. Your girlfriend has her hair way up to hide her antennas. However, you realize something is wrong when you hear a buzz sound coming from her hair.
3. Your girlfriend faints when you mention the names Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader
4. Your girlfriend’s complexion turns a dark purple when eating plum pudding
5. Your girlfriend walks through walls and is upset that you can’t do the same thing
6. Your girlfriend tells you that the cow really did jump over the moon. She also gives you a moon rock for your birthday present.
7. Your girlfriend starts growing two new sets of fingers. She can also type on her keyboard at 200 words per minute without breaking into a sweat.
8. Your girlfriend puts on a special perfume called “Out of This World.” She then starts to glow and levitates above you.
9. Your girlfriend gets jealous of your ex-girlfriend and has her beamed to Taiwan
10. Your girlfriend starts playing tunes on her nose. She then splits into two and dances with herself.
11. Your girlfriend talks about her old boyfriend, ET. She shows you a picture of him. She then brings back to life a dead plant.
12. Your girlfriend complains that she can’t find a pair of shoes that will fit her seven toes. You also notice that her ears are looking decidedly pointy this morning.