Uncle Si Quotes Funny and Crazy

I have to say I love duck dynasty sayings something about uncle Si makes me feel at home. So let me share some funny moments of Uncle Si with you.

Uncle Si Robertson Quotes:

1. You don’t ever insult another man’s beard you’ll be fixing to get thunder and lightning Jack!
2. That thing right there will take the hair off a dolphin’s chest. Have you ever seen a dolphin’s chest? They got some fine hair jack!
3. Everyone needs an uncle like Si maybe you could talk Rodney smith into acting more like him and always carrying sweet tea lmao!
4. If I can castrate a tomato in flight, that’s awesome jack!
5. This won’t even get you high, this is sorry glue.
6. I just found out that Uncle Si is married I am so upset will I guess no daddy for my daughter.
7. All old people need a cane with a sword.
8. It’s just my physique; I am like a small nuclear plant. It’s just my petabolism
9. I could not take it anymore. I did not have the desire to look like uncle Si on duck dynasty.
10. Hitting a deer is not a car accident…its putting dinner on the table.
11. I am getting down like a rodeo clown!
12. This is how we do it, while cooking up some rodents!
13. That’s why the call them Numb-chucks’. When they hit you, they make you numb.
14. You can’t fix stupid! Uncle Si, Duck Dynasty!
15. You’ll get a brain sneeze, but it can’t sneeze because it’s a brain, so it just hurts.
16. I have always been lucky; I’m talking penny heads up in a horse shoe on a four leaf clover rolled up in a leprechaun.
17. This is the way we do it . . . . In living color!
18. Okay yeah I broke his sword, but hey look here Jase just stuck it in my back!
19. When you’re doing a 360 donut, you don’t need to worry about no parallel parking.
20. Don’t ever watch Duck Dynasty after having gallbladder surgery!
21. Never ever take Uncle Si to the pawn shop where there are weapons.
22. You can’t fix a Neutered dog.. You can’t fix a garage door.. And you can’t fix stupid!
23. You want to say hey little Johnny don’t play with that, but it’s my Uncle Si.
24. Here’s the question of the day. Have you ever been thirsty enough to drink out of my tea glass? 
25. Maybe you need to go to Walmart and pick u up a personality?
26. Today I learned that the price of a good fighting chicken in Vietnam is under $20.00.
27. What’s this world coming to if you can’t take a samurai sword to as pawn shop and get it fixed or replaced? Good grief.
28. Number one rule of the road, establish dominance!
29. Girl: did you see that sign say 35 and you’re going 55 Uncle SI: oh that’s only a suggestion!
30. Taking care of little girls is like being in a firefight in Vietnam.