Uncle Si Quotes Funny and Crazy
Mountain Man uncle SI from Duck Dynasty A&E reality show is here to share his full of wisdom and little bit funny quotes with you. Si Robertson funny quotes about women are the best.
I have to say I love duck dynasty sayings something about uncle Si makes me feel at home. So let me share some funny moments of Uncle Si with you.
Uncle Si Robertson Quotes:
- You don’t ever insult another man’s beard you’ll be fixing to get thunder and lightning Jack!
- That thing right there will take the hair off a dolphin’s chest. Have you ever seen a dolphin’s chest? They got some fine hair jack!
- Everyone needs an uncle like Si maybe you could talk Rodney smith into acting more like him and always carrying sweet tea lmao!
- If I can castrate a tomato in flight, that’s awesome jack!
- This won’t even get you high, this is sorry glue.
- I just found out that Uncle Si is married I am so upset will I guess no daddy for my daughter.
- All old people need a cane with a sword.
- It’s just my physique; I am like a small nuclear plant. It’s just my petabolism
- I could not take it anymore. I did not have the desire to look like uncle Si on duck dynasty.
- Hitting a deer is not a car accident…its putting dinner on the table.
- I am getting down like a rodeo clown!
- This is how we do it, while cooking up some rodents!
- That’s why the call them Numb-chucks’. When they hit you, they make you numb.
- You can’t fix stupid! Uncle Si, Duck Dynasty!
- You’ll get a brain sneeze, but it can’t sneeze because it’s a brain, so it just hurts.
- I have always been lucky; I’m talking penny heads up in a horse shoe on a four leaf clover rolled up in a leprechaun.
- This is the way we do it . . . . In living color!
- Okay yeah I broke his sword, but hey look here Jase just stuck it in my back!
- When you’re doing a 360 donut, you don’t need to worry about no parallel parking.
- Don’t ever watch Duck Dynasty after having gallbladder surgery!
- Never ever take Uncle Si to the pawn shop where there are weapons.
- You can’t fix a Neutered dog.. You can’t fix a garage door.. And you can’t fix stupid!
- You want to say hey little Johnny don’t play with that, but it’s my Uncle Si.
- Here’s the question of the day. Have you ever been thirsty enough to drink out of my tea glass?
- Maybe you need to go to Walmart and pick u up a personality?
- Today I learned that the price of a good fighting chicken in Vietnam is under $20.00.
- What’s this world coming to if you can’t take a samurai sword to as pawn shop and get it fixed or replaced? Good grief.
- Number one rule of the road, establish dominance!
- Girl: did you see that sign say 35 and you’re going 55 Uncle SI: oh that’s only a suggestion!
- Taking care of little girls is like being in a firefight in Vietnam.