We’ve been together for so long- I think it’s time for you to rethink the no sex before marriage clause.

I want you back- that is until someone better comes along

You’re the only girl I have ever loved- you are the only girl who ever gave me a chance

I want to get to know you better- I think it’s time we take this relationship to the next level because I’m sick of waiting.

Your shirt doesn’t really go with those carpi’s- I’m gay.

Let’s talk-I’m trying to make you happy can’t you see?

Yes…I like your hair cut- I didn’t even notice the change.

She was nothing special- she was my world, but I can’t let you know that.

I missed you too- I guess that’s what you want to hear.

I’m bored- Time to bring the relationship to the next level.

What’s wrong?- Damn I guess I’m not getting any am I?

Can we have something other than a microwavable dinner for supper?- Make something that takes some time so I can actually watch the game for more than 5 min.

Yes,dear-  means nothing. they just say it to try to shut you up

Have you lost weight?- I did something wrong and I don’t want you to get mad when I tell you.