Why the heck not, be the class clown:

Some kids and teens may think being the class clown is funny. To other kids it is! So hey, why not? Well go right ahead. Be the class clown. Who’s stopping you? Not me. Do I care? Go for it.  Ruin your life.  But listen very, very carefully. You think its funny, your friends think its funny, your mom doesn’t know, but your teachers DO!! Uh oh!! They got ya. You were the class clown. Your teachers dislike you. You’re the principal’s best friend, (and best source of income). Now colleges will find out because it’s on your permanent record! You can’t get into a college. You can’t get a job! You can’t survive on your own!! You have to live with your mom!!!!!!!! So hey, be the class clown.

Why the heck not, sing on your office’s intercom:

Well why not; you already live with your mom what else can happen. Well, you didn’t listen to me the first time so listen closely now. Go for it. See what happens. But I know what happens. You will sing the funniest song ever. You co-workers will crack up. Everyone will laugh hysterically. Your probably laughing right now (I hope so). But your boss is not! He’s in the doorway leaning on the wall, crossing his arms, slowly taping his foot up and down, up and down. Hey, you did it, not me, I am innocent, and I warned you!! Now you’re in his office explaining why you sang. You can’t explain, you don’t know how. He’ll say didn’t you read this article? You say no! Well you just got fired!!! Now go home to live with your mother AGAIN!!!

Why the heck not, run down the street naked:

Well, I warned you once, and I warned you twice. Now it’s too late. You are living with your mom. Not my fault! But hey it’s been three years and your mom finally got old enough to realize she needs to kick you out for the SECOND time! So now you’re on the street living in a box. When oops, you left your clothes out to dry and the local street cleaner sucked them right up. Now you’re running after it! Naked!! But your house is tied around you dragging right behind you? Why? Oh yea. You didn’t go to college and get an education. Not my fault. But the cops drive by and decide to arrest you for public nudity. You’re in court. You don’t have a lawyer because you can’t afford one. Your mom hates you and didn’t hire you one. And you fired your public defender because, oh yea, u didn’t go to college and your stupid! The court finds you guilty (no shit), and you are thrown in jail for 25 years!! Not my fault, I warned you a long time ago.

Why the heck not, take my warnings:

You finally get out of jail after years of being beat, assaulted, and possible raped. Once again, NOT MY FAULT! You didn’t take my warnings. Now you back out on the street. Hopefully you at least know not to run down the street naked again. But hey now all you people know. Take my warnings. Or you will end up like the guy who didn’t. You know who I am talking about. YOU, that’s right YOU, you didn’t read this soon enough. It’s too late!! Your life is over! Sorry man. It is not my fault