It’s time for another round of humorous but thoughtful fortune cookie sayings. Go ahead and read your fortune:

• If you feel ugly and you look ugly, chances are fairly remote that you’ll ever go around saying how pretty you are.
• Never try to purchase a greedy soul. The price is too high.
• The more right that you believe that you are, the more wrong you are likely to be.
• It is better to have a gold nugget than a chicken nugget.
• Wise men never wear 100% polyester shirts. On the other hand, they  love cotton.

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• You can take the high road or you can take the low road, but watch out for that semi-trailer.
• You may get a lift out of your shopping, but you should never shop lift.
• You are about to fall in love. Be careful how you fall. You may land in a bed of nails.
• Without health insurance, you are unlikely to follow a path that will lead you to a prescription of success.
•  Your barking up the wrong tree if you think that these are the dog days of summer.