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10 Bartender Commandments
The biblical 10 commandments re-written for the bar industry.
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I am the Lord thy God. Thou shalt have no other gods before me.
Thou art a God of thy cocktail, a shepherd of thy drinking flock. Educate thy customers in the ways of the spirit.
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Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven images.
Thou art holy and good. This is what thy customers must believe
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Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain.
Thou shalt not disclose information of thy fellow bar team member’s antics to thy partners.
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Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy.
Our holy day is Sunday. Recover my brothers and sisters for thy weekend has been long.
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Honor thy father and thy mother: that thy days may be long.
Listen to thy bartenders that have gone before thee, as they have much to teach and can lead thee to greatness.
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Thou shalt not kill.
Thou shalt not use thy knowledge and skill of liquor to cause harm to the flock.
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Thou shalt not commit adultery.
Thou shalt not purposefully intoxicate thy customer, so to gain carnal gratification for oneself.
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Thou shalt not steal.
Thy stock is not for thee.
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Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor.
Thou shalt not testify against thy bartender brethren. Thou must stand together in thy face of customer or management adversity.
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Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s house.
Thou shalt not seek pleasure in thy neighbors drink, buy thine own.
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