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10 Disgusting Habits to Avoid

Published by Steven West in Work
November 24, 2008

Here are some disgusting habits that will not increase your popularity.

We all have bad habits. Some are worse than others. Here are ten disgusting habits that we really ought to avoid:

  1. Picking at your teeth with your fingers. Go buy some floss! Also, it is not cool to floss your teeth in public.
  2. Rubbing your head to get out all the dandruff. It’s wintertime. We see enough snow outside. We don’t need to see it snowing inside too.
  3. Blowing your nose to sound like an elephant. If you have to blow your nose, do so in a polite, quiet manner.
  4. Smelling your armpits for sweat. If you have to smell them, then you know they’re really bad. You don’t have to advertise this in public.
  5. Interrupting every conversation with inane comments. If you don’t have something important to say, keep it to yourself.
  6. Releasing gas from your bottom. In other words, farting. Keep it silent and contained. If someone looks at you sternly, point to another person.
  7. Picking at your ear. No one wants to see your collection of earwax.
  8. Picking at your nose. It may not be easy being green, but we don’t have to see it to believe it.
  9. Blowing bubble gum in your ear. Not as common as most bad habits, but it really can drive you crazy.
  10. Tapping your fingers on the desk or table. It starts off slowly but quickly picks up steam. By the end of a couple minutes, you’ll start hearing this tapping in your sleep.

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  1. Posted November 24, 2008 at 7:35 am

    HAHA – funny but so true!

    A.M. McDonald

  2. Posted November 24, 2008 at 11:56 am

    Thanks, Steve. You’ve answered a great mystery for me. This is why I have no friends!

  3. Posted November 24, 2008 at 7:45 pm

    So funny, Steven you must have strange friends, LoL, take care, Ruby

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