10 Funny Truths About Your Boss

Published by ARC IDEA CO in Work
February 25, 2009

Some funny facts about bosses based on my personal work experience.

When you made a mistake, you are being careless.
When your boss made a mistake, he has been too busy.
When you are late for submitting your reports, you are slow.
When your boss are late in submitting his work, he is being thorough and merticulous.
During a meeting, when your boss ask you “What is your sensing?”, it usually means that he does not have a slightest idea on what is going on.
When you are sitting around doing nothing, you are skiving.
When your boss is doing nothing, he is thinking.
When your department gets poor results, its poor teamwork.
When your department gets good results, its good leadership.
When you comes to work late, you lack punctuality.
When your boss comes to work late, it was because he worked all night.
When you take risk during your course of work and it fails, it become negligence.
When your boss takes risk and it fails, its calculated risk.
When your boss asked for your most truthful feedback about him and you replied truthfully, you should be looking for another job.
When your boss gives you a task and tells you to complete it by ‘today’, he actually means ‘now’.
When you take unofficial breaks with colleagues, you are being irrresponsible and lazy.
When your boss takes unofficial breaks with people from management, its rapport building.

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