The job interview can be a very tense occasion. Sometimes things can go terribly wrong. Here are ten new things that you do not want to say at your job interview:

1. My goal in life is to sponge off of other people. I really don’t want to work, but my old lady said that I had to.
2. That picture doesn’t do you justice. You look at least twenty pounds heavier in person.
3. I don’t have any strengths, but I am working out at the gym.
4. I’m very punctual. I’m always on time to collect my paycheck.
5. This is a well established corporation. Your very successful. I would love to work for your organization. By the way, what does your corporation manufacture?
6. I’m sorry if I smell a little. I haven’t taken a shower in days.
7. I typed my resume on my kid’s typewriter. Those are real Wite Outs.
8. You’re the most handsome man in the world. Wow, look at those biceps. You’re quite a hunk. Oh I’m sorry, I thought you were conducting the job interview.
9. I’m resourceful, intelligent, and hard driven. I will put every effort into the job to succeed. Did I tell you that I’m a habitual liar?
10. Look Mr. Personnel Director. You think that you are so high and mighty. Well let me tell you something. You want to hire me because I’m tough. I’m a real bastard. I’ll do anything to get ahead. I’ll lie. I’ll cheat. I’ll steal. I’ll make you regret the day you hired me. I’ll blackmail your company. I’ll run your company down to the ground. And let me tell you one more thing, those are my good qualities.

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