1. Start a collection and blow all your money you get on it just to get into Guiness World Records.

2. Work at McDonalds your whole life as a mopper, and decline all promotions

3. Run around the world like Forrest Gump because “you just felt like running”

4. Live in your mom’s basement and play wow for the rest of your life.

5. Make a giant line of dominos then just push one over

6. Dig your way to china, until you get there

7. Collect a barrel full of eraser dust and sell it on ebay

8. Ride a tricycle around the world

9. Open a school of World of Worcraft

10. Go to school, get a masters degree and become a hobo

11. Become the best player of a miniclip game

12. Make a drawing, 1 pixel per minute

13. Molest your computer

14. Attempt to go for a sex change

15. Get so much plastic surgery that when you go to see your mom she doesnt recognise you

16. Give everything you have to a hobo on the street

17. Join the cub scouts as a recruit

18. try to get yourself employed at a farm as a cow

19. Start your own tv station that shows your life

20. Reinact all the family guy episodes and put them on youtube

21. Make a homemade parachute and test it out

22. Build a bunker outside your house

23. Code pong on you calculator

24. Leap frog around the world

25. Piss in all the pools in the world

26. Get a job at the playboy mansion and get a hot chick

27. Get a job