Annoying Things People Do While at the Bank
As observed by bank tellers.
- Bring in Baggies full of mixed coins (complete with stray hairs and carpet fibers)
- Talk on their cell phone

- Whiste
- Clip their fingernails
- Spit tobacco into their “Spit cup”
- Step over the ropes (Usually ends badly)
- Wear their pajamas with or without a robe and slippers
- Drive off with the tube

- Sign in at Member service and walk away
- Call in and ask if you’re open when you answer the phone
- Pick up the electronic signature pad and shake it like an etch-a-sketch to clear their signature
- Press their thumb print onto the electronic SIGNATURE pad
- Sign the electronic signature pad with a REAL pen
- Deposit cash and ask for cash back
- Force a deposit into the “crack” of an ATM Machine

- Slide deposits under the door while closed
- Pay a two dollar withdraw fee to withdraw one dollar
- Ask for change back so their deposit is “even”
- Send rolled coins through the drive thru tubes
- Run in 5 minutes before closing and then complain about the wait
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Good stuff. A little more text and some funny pictures and you would multpily your hit rate by 100.
Try flickr as an image source – credit the pics and write a little more! The you will fly as what you have here is cool!
I thoroughly enjoyed reading your article because it’s SO TRUE!
Your list just helps prove the fact that we haven’t traveled as high up the evolutionary ladder as some would like to think. As I keep saying; “look for the tails!” Ha ha.