Physicist Chat-Up Lines
Groan alert to maximum.
- You’re hotter than steel that’s reached the state of Bose-Einstein filament
- What say we blow this coffee shop and I show you what a Large Hadron Collider can do?
- Baby, you and I together are dangerous because when we’re together, time stops. That means we’re a singularity and will destroy the world.
- You are so radiant you could power nuclear reactors
- Every time I see your eyes, I see a thousand worlds reflected in them. You know, because of Kabulai-Yau space and all that.
- The fire of my passion for you burns like the heat of an accretion disk
- You must be a black hole because you drag me in and make me feel at one with the universe
- You must be the explanation for dark matter, because you keep my galaxy together
- Modern science says the world is round, I say the world is you
- A quasar burns with the power of a trillion suns, and a trillion of them would pale compared to you
- All my forces are unified through you baby
I never said they where GOOD chat up lines. Or scientifically sound. Why not keep the geek in you alive and check out some great geek anthems?
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Groan! Do they work, though? Surely the proof is in experimentation?
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I can say with supreme confidence that one of these worked for me. Incidentally, she’s a physics a student. : D
The dark-matter one isn’t too bad…
The accretion disk one worked on me though