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Physicist Chat-Up Lines

Published by Evis T in Work
July 23, 2008

Groan alert to maximum.

  • You’re hotter than steel that’s reached the state of Bose-Einstein filament
  • What say we blow this coffee shop and I show you what a Large Hadron Collider can do?
  • Baby, you and I together are dangerous because when we’re together, time stops. That means we’re a singularity and will destroy the world.
  • You are so radiant you could power nuclear reactors
  • Every time I see your eyes, I see a thousand worlds reflected in them. You know, because of Kabulai-Yau space and all that.
  • The fire of my passion for you burns like the heat of an accretion disk
  • You must be a black hole because you drag me in and make me feel at one with the universe
  • You must be the explanation for dark matter, because you keep my galaxy together
  • Modern science says the world is round, I say the world is you
  • A quasar burns with the power of a trillion suns, and a trillion of them would pale compared to you
  • All my forces are unified through you baby

I never said they where GOOD chat up lines. Or scientifically sound. Why not keep the geek in you alive and check out some great geek anthems?

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  1. R J Evans
    Posted August 25, 2008 at 1:45 am

    Groan! Do they work, though? Surely the proof is in experimentation? :-) )

  2. Evis T
    Posted August 25, 2008 at 9:49 am

    I can say with supreme confidence that one of these worked for me. Incidentally, she’s a physics a student. : D

  3. Jay-bird
    Posted November 2, 2008 at 4:02 pm

    The dark-matter one isn’t too bad…

    The accretion disk one worked on me though :D

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