10. “They told me in the blood bank that could happen.”

9. “This is just a nap for 15 minutes to recover the energies, as was taught in that course for managing time you sent me to do.”

8. “I was wondering how the life of a blind man is.”
7. “I was not asleep, I was meditating on the company’s mission and trying to find a new paradigm.”
 6. “I was checking my keyboard is ”drool” proof.

5. “I was doing a highly specific yoga exercise to relieve stress from work. You discriminate against people who practice yoga?”

4. “Why did you interrupt me, I was almost reaching a solution to our biggest problem.”

3. “The coffee machine is broken.”

2. “Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot.”

1. “… And in the name of Jesus. Amen!”