Workplace Themes and Mottos Never Used

Published by tenger in Work
October 27, 2009

I’m not certain why these themes were never used. Perhaps your company can make good use of them.

Quality is Job…..7 or 8.
If we did it right, we did it wrong.
If we did it wrong, we did it right.
If we don’t have it finished by 5pm, it isn’t done.
You’ll get quality craftsmanship, then it’s shipped to us to put our name on it
A day and a half for overnight shipping…not bad.
Compare us with the competition, then choose us over cheaper prices.
If we didn’t make it, we didn’t make any money off of it either.
We’re in it for the big bucks.
Like we care about our customers.
Like we’re really concerned about Customer Satisfaction.
If you think this is bad, you should have seen the “less than perfect” items that went out.
We don’t have a Complaint Department, moron.
Quitters never win, except on a multimillion dollar buyout
It’s all about gouging the customer.
Winners never ever ever quit…usually.
Our customers’ concerns are not the same as our own.
We treat you like royalty. Actually, you should treat us like royalty.
The name you can trust to be slothful.
Our slogan is sloth.
We may be expensive but our quality is shoddy.
If you think our customer service is bad, you should see our accounts payable.
When you’re thinking of quality, you’re not thinking of us.
Some people only dream about this kind of quality – they call it a nightmare.
We took the quality out and put the expense in.
We set the standard for cheap material.
We may be slow but we’re sloppy.

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