You’ve been told at least once that “You don’t get paid to pee!”

You’re on a personal level with the crazy lady from wherever who always spends hours trying on clearance clothes

You had to clean up other peoples “messes” in the bathroom

Michael Jackson is the sound track to your work day

The lyrics “life’s like a jumprope up down up down up down up down yahhh,” “Thats not my name,” “Whats that on your head? A Wigggg” and many others have a special meaning to you

You see people wearing an item of clothing from Old Navy, and you actually notice

When you ask people if they want to open an old navy card, your voice suddenly becomes higher and nicer

You’ve gone to Starbucks next door during your hour lunch and just sat.

You’ve answered the phone and gotten hung up on before you finished saying “thanks for calling old navy fort collins where you can save 10% off your purchase if you donate two or more school items this is ____ how can i help you?”

You know what Non-Dom, Dom, shop 1,2,3,4, feature, POS, RAD, closing, faceouts, fixtures, T-stands and bakers racks mean/are.

you’ve forgotten your locker combo more than 3 times

you’ve read the magazines in the break room at least 6 times each

you’ve ever gotten annoyed with a new person because they don’t put the clothes the right way on the hanger. its like a question mark. is it really that hard?

You work with some of the cooolest people in the country

You’ve been in the fitting room, and had a customer open their door, but hide their body behind it because there not wearing any pants, but somehow they forgot that the mirror is right behind there…..

you’ve laughed til you cry at something that happens while your closing, even when its not that funny

you’ve seen all the movies in the breakroom, and 13 going on 30 still hasn’t gotten old

you’ve tried to watch Clueless on your break, but realized it still isn’t in the case

you’ve dealt with some nasty “washed and worn” returns

you’ve been yelled at by a customer for something thats not your fault

the customer is leaving and says “thank you ____” and for a second you wonder how they know your name

people ask you on a daily basis if you didn’t have fun before you started working at old navy, and you pretend its still funny (the name tags say “having fun since…..”)

when you ask customers if they found everything all right, they respond “oh more than i was looking for ” or something like it, and you pretend like you’ve also never heard that one

you’ve rang a transaction with a receipt 3 feet or longer that was all price kills

you own a boys size super hero tee

you’ve wondered who designs some of our clothes

you show up for work and realize everything your wearing is from old navy, and two other girls are wearing the same shirt as you

you recently discovered that “Logoland” is where all of the stuff with the old navy logo on it is located

you have free shirts from old navy that were probably free for a reason…..