Follow us on Twitter

You Don’t Need a Fancy Bed to Go Sleep

Published by mzmax100 in Humor
September 6, 2009

Don’t bother wasting your money on a king’s sized bed to get decent sleep.

Countless times I’ve seen ads on TV advertising new beds. Then they lure you with a group of cheesy actors to sell their product.

Getting a decent good night’s sleep does not entirely depend on the bed itself. Take a lesson from your cat, or your neighbour’s cat. They can sleep almost anywhere!

  1. Don’t eat anything with sugar before going to sleep. This includes chocolate, small sweets or fizzy drinks. Or else, you’ll find yourself waking up every 10minutes in praise of morning.
  2. Not feeling quite tired? In nature, we humans need sleep to restore our strength after a long day’s hard of work. If you struggle yourself to go to sleep, do something that would require some effort. Not the best idea, but still works.
  3. Sleeping pills – works, but there are always those who take more than they need to…
  4.  Read a Book – have a small light to help you read in a sundown mood. Read for about half an hour, put the book away and you’ll find yourself asleep. Just don’t forget to turn of the bed light!
  5.  Ring a friend to sing them a lullaby for you – may sound ridiculous and childish, but hey – there’s always a first time for everything!

10
Liked it
Tags.

10 Comments

  1. Posted September 6, 2009 at 3:04 am

    I rather like the last tip.

  2. Posted September 6, 2009 at 3:19 am

    Nice tips!
    How about reading the first book of Chronicles of the Bible? It worked for me. You should try it. :)

  3. Posted September 6, 2009 at 3:51 am

    Nice one!..very interesting piece..I liked it. Thanks for sharing.

  4. Posted September 6, 2009 at 4:05 am

    Funny pic, but great article!

  5. Posted September 6, 2009 at 6:04 am

    Nice tips! Like the pic!

  6. Posted September 6, 2009 at 7:18 am

    I wrote an article on how to go to sleep well and it was quite the success but I love the take you have on this because it is hilarious and the adverts thing is SO true but some good tips given too. Nice article. You always make me laugh anyway.

  7. Posted September 6, 2009 at 12:14 pm

    Nice to share this one… Great work…

  8. Posted September 6, 2009 at 5:49 pm

    I may be calling you….my mates can’t sing!

  9. Posted September 6, 2009 at 7:08 pm

    lmao very funny with some great tips! I guess I’m outta luck I like chocolate at night.Maybe I should try the last tip to counteract it hehehe Fab work!! Keep them coming.love reading everything that has some added humor!

  10. Posted September 7, 2009 at 3:49 pm

    lol LOVE IT!! The last one is my favorit, Hope my friends can sing !!! :D

Leave a Reply

Search PurpleSlinky

heyzap.com - embed games