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You Gotta be Kiddin Me

Published by Snooky in Humor
October 4, 2009

Light laughter.

Dad—-Son, You’ve got your shoes on the wrong feet

Son—But Dad, they are the only feet I’ve got!

  Boss—-Marge, call 911  I think  I am having a heartattack.

 Marge—I am sorry boss, I can’t find the number

Working here is like working in a whore house, the better you perform, the more work they throw at you.

 Lost Dog–blind in one eye,  one leg missing, has scars from auto accident,  Goes by the name of Lucky.

Wife to husband—You are about as useful as a tanning salon in the White house.

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5 Comments

  1. Posted October 4, 2009 at 10:30 pm

    LOL, funny, funny,

  2. Posted October 5, 2009 at 7:49 pm

    i like the joke about working in a horsehouse….:)

  3. Posted October 15, 2009 at 2:42 pm

    Very funny, great write.

  4. Posted October 18, 2009 at 3:30 am

    Very funny great posting keep it up

  5. Posted October 18, 2009 at 10:36 am

    LOL.

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