You Have a Humongous Pimple on Your Nose

Oh no, it’s finally happened. You have a pimple on your nose. What could be more embarrassing? You know that it will eventually go away. You put lots of acne medicine on the pimple but it only gets larger. What are you going to do? Here are fifteen comments that you would rather not hear from your classmates:

1. Are you planning to pull Santa’s sleigh next year?
2. My what a big, red nose you have. The better to smell you my dear.
3. Did a bee sting you? You really need to see a doctor at once
4. Just put a bandage over it and nobody will notice
5. Are you planning to have a red tag sale? We can certainly begin with your nose
6. Have you considered withdrawing your name from homecoming queen? It might just be a good idea
7. Can you get the measles with only one big spot? Are you contagious?
8. Ooh, that is so ugly. If we put a few more spots on your face, we can play connect the dots.
9. Don’t worry about a little acne. We all have it from time to time. It won’t make you less popular. Oh yeah, I forgot. You’re already not popular. Well then you have only one way to go and that’s up.
10. Attention everyone: We have a zit alert. Please stay at least fifty feet away from Jenny. If you are not careful, she might infect you. I repeat, this is a code red: zit alert.
11. Roses are red and so is your zit. I bet that your acne is causing you a fit.
12. I see that you shined up your nose a nice red color. It really matches your hair.
13. Jenny has a pimple nose. It matches her bright, red clothes.
14. Hey Alex, why did you put a smoke detector on your nose? I beg your pardon. You don’t see the humor in my comment. Too bad. I detect a note of anger. In fact, you’re beginning to appear red hot. Great! The smoke detector is going off.
15. It doesn’t look so bad. Just put gobs of facial cream and nobody will know the difference. If that doesn’t work, just run away and join the circus. You’ll make a great clown.