You know you’re in 2009 when:

1. You post your triond password on your microwave
2. You go on a quest to find the secrets of a banana
3. You bet on your hair
4. You get sick from looking at youtube
5. You shout out your levels on runescape at tesco
6. You believe that if you get to the end of the rainbow, you’ll be able to find your username again
7. You post an article about how cool susan boyle is
8. You have not realised there is no number 5
9. You fall over, screaming with laughter and wetting yourself