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You Put What, Where? Oddest and Most Disturbing Objects Found in a Patient

Published by Tarra B in Humor
February 8, 2008

Commonly, people happen to “fall” onto the weirdest items, or the most peculiar items magically migrated somehow into their body. Here are some of these exceptional examples.

Oddest Objects Found in the Urethra:

  • Cocktail stirrer
  • Car antenna
  • Safety pin

Oddest Objects Found in the Vagina:

  • Dentures and a packaged snack – (patient said she was saving them there for when she wanted a snack)
  • Glass Eye – (patient was afraid that it may be stolen while she was sleeping)
  • Several thousand dollars, rolled up – (patient didn’t like keeping her money in financial institutions)
  • Idaho Potatoes and other vegetables

Oddest Objects Found in the Rectum:

  • Butane Grill Lighter
  • Catalog, wrapped in plastic wrap
  • Glass Eye – (another patient concerned their glass eye would be stolen)
  • Television Remote – (patient claimed that he was assaulted and the assailants stuck it up there)
  • Light Bulb
  • Curling Iron, cord and all

Oddest Objects Found in the Digestive Track:

  • Poker Chips – (in pieces that were consumed over a period of time)

Oddest Object Found Under Folds of Skin:

  • Sandwich
  • Remote control

Oddest Thing Found in Between Toes:

  • Maggots: (gross but true)

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6 Comments

  1. Erica T Barton
    Posted February 8, 2008 at 1:41 pm

    Interesting article. Where did you find this information?

  2. Tarra B.
    Posted February 8, 2008 at 3:58 pm

    Resonse to Erica T. Barton:
    This list was complied with the help of several of my dearest friends who are in the medical field

  3. Lisa
    Posted February 10, 2008 at 3:12 pm

    I’m still laughing after reading this!

  4. Lucie K.
    Posted February 26, 2008 at 12:42 pm

    i laughed and cringed, good stuff!

  5. Gerlaine
    Posted February 27, 2008 at 8:35 am

    Whoooo! That one about the maggots is the only one that got me. And the guy lied about the remote. I am sure. As for the catalog wrapped in plastic…. happy trails?

  6. Colin Van Der Heide
    Posted March 17, 2008 at 2:25 am

    Now that is diffirent, some people have the wierdest ideas of storing things….hee hee hee. Now the TV remote, lean onto the left cheek to change channels. That was good

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