Bob had been married a number of years to his wife. But he was in some serious trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was somewhat “pissed” at him and boy didn’t he know it!

So she sat there and thought about it. She turned to him and said “Tomorrow morning I expect to find something in our garage that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds”.

Next morning Bob hastily got up and left for work, creeping out the back door. His wife was oblivious.

She woke and found a note from Bob. It read: “I’m sorry but I think I have granted your request for your anniversary present. Love Bob.” Followed by a kiss. His wife smiled and thought Bob was full of surprises even after so many years of marriage.

Sure enough the wife looked out the window and saw the garage door open. In the middle of the garage floor was a gift wrapped box.

Quickly she pulled on her robe and ran out to the garage to retrieve the box and then disappeared back into the house.

Inside the house she hastily unwraps the box and finds a brand new set of bathroom scales.

Suffice to say Bob has never been seen or heard of again since friday.