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Zombie Survival by a Pro

Published by fifi98 in Humor
June 8, 2009

Need help from brain eating humans? Just read on.

  1. Once you are aware of outbreak find friends uninfected.
  2. Call them or find them as fast as you can. This is because the more survivors the better.
  3. Get in the biggest and bulkiest car you can find. A nice truck or hummer will do fine. But not a pickup truck. One reason is because zombies can grab on and stay on easier.
  4. Find a local jail, pawn shop, mall, sporting good store or a police/army station.
  5. This is because most of these places will have canned food and weapons.
  • If you make it this far read part 2

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